Kid's Funny Stories

Dec 06
Abby & Caleb are involved in the church’s Christmas program.  Abby brought home the CD with the music to the song that she has to learn to sing.  The singer on the DVD was horrible.  Out of tune and all.  After it was done, Abby wanted to play it again.  Sun said that’s enough.  I told Daryl out loud, “what great music.”  Abby responded “You’re being sarcastic.”   

Oct 06
Had an interesting conversation with Abby and Caleb on our way to school.  They asked if their babies were going to be Africans.  They thought since they live in Africa their babies will be Africans. 

Oct 06
Caleb has been saying things like “I don’t love you mommy,” and “I don’t want you.”  I reminded him how when you say things that you don’t mean especially bad things to people you can hurt that person’s feelings.  He continued to say “I don’t want you to talk to me for a whole year.”  I reminded him once more.  He responded that he meant it.  So I stopped talking to him.  After 2 minutes of silence he said “ I don’t want you to talk to me for a whole year starting tomorrow.”   

Dec 05
We were in the car on our way home.  The kids got some balloons from the church.  As they were playing with their balloons, Caleb’s popped.  Caleb asked Abby in a soft, nice voice:  “Abby can you pop your balloon?”

Sept 05
Sun and the kids were talking about wedding, getting married and finding a husband and wife.  Abby asked if she can adopt a husband. 

Feb 05
Daryl was telling the kids that he is the one that provides for them (food).  Then he corrected himself and said God provides for them.  Abby responded “God and mommy.”

Jan 05
Daryl had given Caleb a spanking.  Caleb was so mad that he told Daryl “Daddy, you don’t get any breakfast!”  “Daddy, you don’t get any snack!” 

Jan 05
We were driving in the car with all the kids going into town.  I was telling Daryl something as he was driving.  Then Daryl got frustrated with the way this person was driving on the road.  So he said “You’re an idiot, idiot.  Caleb answered “Daddy don’t call mommy an idiot”.  

Dec 04
Abby was complaining that Caleb took back the car that he gave to her.  Daryl asked Caleb “Did you tell Abby she can keep the car forever and ever?”  Caleb answered “No, I said she can keep it for a long time.”

Dec 04
At the dining table we were talking about Heaven.  Daryl said there will be no more hurt.  We’ll have a new body.  We won’t have any boo boo.  Abby asked “I won’t get any more spankings?”

Dec 04  (Abby 4, Caleb 2, Hannah 8 months)
Driving to school Hannah was saying “aaaaaa”.  Abby & Caleb would say “aaaaa” back at Hannah.  This went on a few times.  Finally Daryl had enough and yelled back “that’s enough, no more”.  Abby responded “But Hannah started it.”  Daryl responded “No more”.  Hannah responded “aaaaaaa”  Abby responded “ Hannah, daddy said no more.”